Welcome underlings and univited guests

Welcome to the Cove. The official forum for River of Blood (RoB). We hope you enjoy your stay with us and ask that you have a good time and check your morals at the door

Your Tour Guides for today are Charlotte and OzHawk , we ask that you all remain seated and keep your limbs within the carriage. While all due care is taken to keep your blood under your skin, no responsibility is taken by the Riv's for any blood that ends up on the side of the carriage. In case of emergency please note the location of the emergency hand brakes and the exits at the rear and side of the carriage. I'd advise you to choose wisely however as emergency stops tend to make Charlie pissy and she will be waiting at one of the exits with her knives.

Coming up on your left is the spam thread, while all of the Galley is considered spam we ask that outright spam for the sake of spam stay within this thread. Spam in any location other than The Galley will result in instant derision for not being able to read, public whippings followed by a painful death and banishment. Please note also that the Riv application form is to be filled out and mailed to either Charlie or myself and not posted in the Application thread. Any Applications posted in the application thread will be deemed inadmissable and standard punishments shall apply (see spam abuse).

While every effort is made that you enjoy your time here, The Riv's reserve the right to be boring on occasion and no refunds shall be given due to boredom, inactivity or general lack of interest. Of course entry to the Galley is free anyway but there may be a small 10p fee charged for us to show you the way out again . Once again welcome to the Riv's, we hope you enjoy your time here.

*Oz puts on his Indian accent* Thank you... please come again!